A Carefully Calculated Error: Archive

“Times will never be so tough that men stop masturbating to pictures of beautiful...”

– Cracked (http://www.cracked.com/article_19567_7-bizarre-trends-that-predict-economic-collapse_p2.html#ixzz1gUO14Ooa)

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PLEASE READ

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Fuck this being awake shit.

Seriously… fuck it right in the ear.

Nov 3rd

Roommate just pissed on the carpet.

Awesome.

Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

Nov 2nd

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Class at 8 in the morning?

Pft, that means I’ve got ten hours to mess around.

Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

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Oct 18th

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Oct 18th

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IN OTHER NEWS

The Bi-Weekly Book blog now has its first posting. I don’t expect any of you to go looking at it…. but it would be nice to see some traffic! www.bi-weekly-book.tumblr.com

Oct 17th

My Evening

Or at least the last two hours, have been ridiculous. I just had to baby my drunk as shit super overweight roommate while he breathed (and spilled) peppermint schnapps all over me and the counter. Because I’m a nice person, I decided to save his laptop from the spilled 90 proof beverage, only to have him ask me to write his paper and take the final in his online course for him. My response...

Oct 17th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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HEY YOU!

Are you concerned with the current intelligence level of society? Have you been wondering what you can do to change the current state of affairs? Have you maybe been wanting to increase your own level of awareness and cognitive capacity? Well, I’ve got the answer to all of your concerns: just pick up a book and read. Studies show that, across the board, students with a more active vocabulary...

Oct 9th

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Hey, you!

Are you concerned with the current intelligence level of society? Have you been wondering what you can do to change the current state of affairs? Have you maybe been wanting to increase your own level of awareness and cognitive capacity? Well, I’ve got the answer to all of your concerns: just pick up a book and read. Studies show that, across the board, students with a more active...

Oct 7th

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Sep 30th

Matt's Bi-Weekly Book →

The new blog is under construction! Go take a look if you’d like. It’ll be a few weeks before it’s operational, as I have to make a theme and get some actual content going. Spread the news, make some hype, and get excited!

Sep 26th

Sep 23rd

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Remember How A Few Months Ago...

I said I was back, and then I wasn’t? Yea, my hard drive died on my laptop, and I lost most practical use of the internet. Anyway, now I’ve got a new laptop and lots of free time on my hands, so hopefully I’ll be giving you guys some neat stuff from my life nowadays, for those of you who actually still bother to follow me, haha. So, a few updates on my life as of late: Still...

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Jun 30th

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That awkward moment when you see someone you've...

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Jun 30th

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Work is killing my internet social life.

Jun 25th

Jesus Christ

Working two jobs is fucking crazy. Seriously. I work with the Forest Service during the days building trails and stuff for ten hours, and then I go load, unload, and run gigs around town until about midnight. Then I wake up at five the next day and do it all again. But money is money, right? Hopefully it’ll be enough to cover my rent next year, haha.

Jun 18th

“Is education possibly a process of trading awareness for things of lesser worth?...”

– Aldo Leopold, A Sand County Almanac

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Jun 2nd

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Holy Shit

It has been a LONG time since I’ve been on Tumblr. For those of you that care, here’s a quick update on my life: I have moved out of Flagstaff because school ended and am living with my parents for the summer. I’ll be working with the Forest Service (making bank!) this summer, and hopefully it will occupy enough of my time to make me forget that Lauren, (my crazy awesome...

May 30th

WORST APOCALYPSE EVER.

May 22nd

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