January 2011
Ready for Lulz?
A New Year...
Started alone in my room.
Depressing? Why yes, I suppose it is.
I’m just not feeling it today guys, sorry.
when you finally get a joke in a kids movie that...
sarahramora:
Friends neglected to invite me to various New...
December 2010
Watchjesuisamber:
lookingformymuse:
repeatrepeatx:
I meant it when I said forever reblog.
This is the best video in the existence of ever.
I will always pay for her dry-cleaning when her shit gets in my shoe.
There's this kid that's in a few of my classes...
Goodnight!
Erm, morning, I guess.
Anyway, I’m going to sleep. Talk to all of you fantastic people later.
Leave something in my ask, if you want some conversation later.
Also
I went back to that shop a few days later and bought that bass.
I couldn’t help it!
lude-jaw:
know-thyself:
lude-jaw:
Lol I’m never coming back for Xmas break when I’m at college. Fuck them.
They kick us out of the dorms… we don’t have a choice, haha.
shhhh don’t ruin my nice thoughts
That’s why a few friends and I are getting an apartment next year. Should make things easier.
lude-jaw:
Lol I’m never coming back for Xmas break when I’m at college. Fuck them.
They kick us out of the dorms… we don’t have a choice, haha.
Leave a grade in my ask box.
somedayyoullfindthis:
magicalkittens:
A++= i would bang you so hard
A+ = cuffing material
A = sexy
B+ = hottt
B = look good
C+ = above the average
C = average
D = you’re alright
F = not even
G = i could puke over your photos
Why not!
That awkward moment when Santa ACTUALLY brings you...
pikapikaprostitute:
obtrusive:
SANTA Y U NO DO DIS.
Christmas, bitches.
So...
I just heard about this place called Midnight Munchies.
It’s a delivery service that you can call literally at any time, ask them to bring you food from your favorite spot (or their own convenience store) and they’ll BRING IT TO YOU.
All you’ve gotta do is pay for the food and the service.
Brilliant idea, no?
Too bad it’s in California…
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND BABY!
I ain’t your cute little sex toy!
Soldier Boy
Soldier boy, come on home.
With the stars and the strips draped over your bones.
Soldier boy, come on home.
Your skin is cold like a river stone.
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Soldier boy, why did you have to go?
Soldier boy, you were loved, you know.
Soldier boy, you left us all behind.
Soldier boy, my tears are trapped inside.
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Did the flames hurt as they scorched your skin?
Did you feel fear rising deep...
Welp.
I’m gonna finish this motherfuckin raygun if it kills me.
I don’t know why I settled on it as a project, but I’m gonna die tomorrow when I have to take two finals.
I've been absent a lot recently.
For those of you that care, I am sincerely sorry for this, and intend to remedy the problem after finals are over and I’m allowed to breathe again.
For those of you that don’t… well, carry on.
Deal with it.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of...
In unrelated news, today was my birthday, and it...
Yayyyyyyy, Tumblr fixed itself!
