Or at least the last two hours, have been ridiculous.
I just had to baby my drunk as shit super overweight roommate while he breathed (and spilled) peppermint schnapps all over me and the counter. Because I’m a nice person, I decided to save his laptop from the spilled 90 proof beverage, only to have him ask me to write his paper and take the final in his online course for him. My response was that I didn’t know anything about government or public science, and that I flunked out of my high school government course.
I got an A in AP Gov, but what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
You poor, drunk, sad person… go get some rest.
