"Times will never be so tough that men stop masturbating to pictures of beautiful women, but it’s kind of endearing to know that when the shit hits the windmill, guys fantasize about someone who’s good with a shovel to help clean up the mess."
- Cracked (http://www.cracked.com/article_19567_7-bizarre-trends-that-predict-economic-collapse_p2.html#ixzz1gUO14Ooa)